Chuggaconroy quotes 3

"BESTIALITY! THIS IS NOT SONIC NEXT-GEN!!"
"Nintendo logic"
"Do you like the art direction of this game? Because I really like the art direction of this game."
"Un-necessarily epic!"

"OOOOOOH!!! HEAD FIRST INTO THE ICCCEE!!!!"
"Unintentional homicides are the best."

"Lava-covered pedestrians always have the right of way over regular pedestrians. It's a mandatory thing to know in driving school."
"THE BALLOON IS HIS PANTS!"
(Screams) I! AM! AN! I-DI-OT BOX!
"Now everyone knows the butt is mightier than the watermelon."
"...Yeah! Second try, perfect! Suck it! Suck it! If there was a T-bag function in this game I would use it right now, suck it! Yeah! You only took twenty of my rupees net wise! Gimme my frickin' Piece of Heart, I am outta here, screw you, good day sir! I'm Willy Wonka!
"Hey, everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy! Welcome back to more Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, which we're just about to record, meaning that after seven hours of playing this game, I have to go back to not having a 'run' button anymore! RUN BUTTON, WITHOUT YOU I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO LIVE FOOOOOOR...!"

"So yes, we managed to destroy Team Rocket's three-year plan in one day, all because they didn't anticipate anybody in the Johto region having Pokemon above level 30."

"Wait a minute! Hold on. Wait a minute. So there was no statement by the defense, no attorney appointed to the defense, no witnesses called, no evidence presented, nobody even bothered to notice that we literally got here four minutes and thirty-four seconds before we were arrested, and there wasn't even a jury? This is more rigged than even Saddam Hussein's trial!"

I've been quite mature lately.... AHAHAHHHHHHHHH *cries*

It's been 10 years since the release of Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, and as such, I'm going t-OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!